Alan Ralph

Wearer Of Many Hats


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Nothing says ‘United Kingdom’ quite like the weasel-words ‘mainland delivery only’ and ‘excludes Northern Ireland’.

I now notice those a lot in radio commercials.

Other weasel-words to listen/watch for: ‘please drink responsibly’, ‘be gamble aware dot org’.


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