Flush Facebook!

Via The Joy of Tech:

![Five-panel comic strip.

Panel 1:

Close-up of face of Mark Zuckerberg.

“I don’t think Facebook should be the arbiter of truth of everything that people say online.”

Panel 2:

Mark Zuckerberg’s head floating in water.

“You see, our own studies show that feeding users more and more divisive content gains user attention, and that increases the time they spend on Facebook!”

“And yes, it creates a more polarised society, but that increases the money I make!”

Panel 3:

Mark Zuckerberg’s head in swirling water.

“I’ve struggles with how to respond to inflammatory posts…”

“I know many people are upset, but my position is that…”

Panel 4:

Mark Zuckerberg’s head disappearing beneath swirling water.

“We should enable as much expression as possible…”

Panel 5:

Pull out to view of flushing toilet from above. A toilet-plunger is positioned to the right of the toilet.

Text in bottom right:“FLUSH FACEBOOK!”](/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/b2a19ad07f.png)

Though I miss the friends that I lost touch with after leaving, I have no intention of going back to that place. Facebook is literally a convenience, as in a place you only go to to flush your information down the U-bend…