WTF Is Going On??

Someone please sack the script-writers

Charlie Stross:

All I can come up with is, when they switched on the Large Hadron Collider they assured us that it wasn’t going to create quantum black holes and eat the Earth from the inside out; but evidently it’s been pushing us further and further out into a low-probability sheaf of universes somewhere in the Everett Wheeler manifold, and any moment now a white rabbit is going to hop past my office door wailing “goodness me, I’m late!”