I'm Marie Fucking Kondo and You Can Keep All Your Fucking Books, You Ingrates

Felipe Torres Medina, writing for Points in Case:

I know you guys are not used to listening to a small-framed Asian woman speak with authority, but I’m going to say this once and for all: You can keep all your fucking books, you ungrateful motherfuckers. All I wanted was to spark a little joy in your fucking miserable lives, which you’ve tried to make fulfilling by purchasing fucking stuff. But fuck me, I guess, for mentioning that I like to have only 30 books in my house.

If you don’t want to read, listen to the dramatic reading by Creatrix Tiara. Funny as f*ck.